About 43 Thongs

Why is it called 43 Thongs?

Everything needs a name. We think 43 is the right number of thongs for a busy person to wear. Why not more? It’s too much. Why not less? You can wear less, but it is still called 43 Thongs.

Why would I want to wear someone else’s thongs?

Other people often have great thongs. You can get thongs from others. You know what, it's probably a bad idea to wear someone else's thongs.

Do I have to pay?

When's the last time you paid to read a parody site?

Is this blogging?

No, this is not blogging. This is not a pipe. This is not my beautiful wife.